House of Geeks

I asked Rambo to get me some chocolate milk. He took my thermos away to go wash it, and then got distracted, as usual. After 15 minutes of waiting I got bored, tried to bug him over msn but he wasn't online. The Music Man was, however. Have a transcript of the conversation that ensued when I tried to get Rambo's attention, edited only slightly to remove real names.


Me: You poke Rambo.

TMM: syntax error

Me: Poke Rambo

TMM: #SYNTAX ERROR

Me: Use stick on Rambo

TMM: successful

Me: Use stick on Rambo

TMM: successful

Me: Use stick on Rambo

TMM: successful

Me: Make chocolate milk
Use chocolate on milk

TMM: no chocolate in bag

Me: Pick up chocolate

TMM: can't find chocolate

Me: Go kitchen

TMM: can't move whilst sitting

Me: Stand up

TMM: you need legs to use that action

Me: Get legs

TMM: can't find legs

Me: Get wheels

TMM: can't find hands to operate wheels

Me: Command Rambo make chocolate milk

TMM: admin password required

Me: < actual root password >

TMM: ***** incorrect password ***** - 3 ATTEMPTS REMAINING.

Me: plenz
42

TMM: ***** incorrect password ***** - 3 ATTEMPTS REMAINING.
***** incorrect password ***** - 2 ATTEMPTS REMAINING.

Me: open sesame

TMM: ***** incorrect password ***** - 3 ATTEMPTS REMAINING.
***** incorrect password ***** - 2 ATTEMPTS REMAINING.
***** incorrect password ***** - 1 ATTEMPT REMAINING.

Me: < standard 8-letter lower case, upper case & number password of mine >

TMM: Password Accepted

Me: Command Rambo make chocolate milk

TMM: can not find Rambo

Me: look around

TMM: you see a large room, it has a television, a sofa, some computers and a boss. you may go north, south or dennis

Me: north

TMM: you are standing in the street at midnight, you get mugged and die.
GAME OVER.

Me: Start
Start again

TMM: GAME OVER.

Me: F2

TMM: You are at the north pole. You see snow.

Me: eat snow

TMM: You die from... snow poisoning
GAME OVER

Me: F2

TMM: You are at the north pole. You die of hypothermia.
GAME OVER

Me: F2

TMM: You are at the north pole. You die of hypothermia.
GAME OVER

Me: F2

TMM: You are at the north pole. You die of hypothermia
GAME OVER

Me: F2

TMM: You are at the north pole. You die of hypothermia
GAME. OVER.