NaNo-CLOWN

Sooo. Just about recovered from Thursday's NaNo-meet by Saturday. But we can't be having that, so I promptly came down with the worst headache I have ever had in my entire life around midday. I went back to bed by 4pm because I couldn't stand it anymore and sleep is usually the best way to cure headaches. Usually. I slept for an hour, woke up still with the blinding not-being-able-to-move-without-feeling-like-my-head-has-literally-exploded headache. Slept for an hour. Woke up with headache and rather disorientated. Slept for an hour. Woke up disoriented, headache, throat starting to hurt.

It goes on like this for a while, symptoms gradually getting worse until 10am the next morning. I managed to sleep a grand total of 16 hours (I'm assuming 2 hours total for all the little being-awake parts added up). I wake up confused and disoriented, have a coughing fit which sets off such an explosion of headacheyness that I get all lightheaded and woozy, adding to the confusion. Also sets my throat on fire.

Anyhow. Point is, I have a nasty sinus infection. I'm on some antibiotics for it now but it's nowhere near better yet and the confused-disoriented-lightheaded-woozy state is getting a bit silly. Case in point - in my delirious lightheaded state last night I suddenly started seeing a golden aura around Rambo. I suddenly understood all those weirdos who see auras; they're all just woozy and dealing with slight double vision! I was so amused by this that I looked up what the golden part meant and discovered that Rambo is under divine protection! But surely that can't mean God, as God doesn't exist. And surely I protect him from a lot of annoying people, so therefore I must be DIVINE.

Yeah, I really don't want to continue NaNovel whilst I'm like this. It's meant to be depressing LitFic. I don't want clowns* suddenly appearing in it.






*Why clowns? BECAUSE I JUST REALISED THAT THIS QUILT COVER IS COVERED IN CLOWN FACES. Cleverly hidden, well-disguised clown faces, BUT CLOWN FACES NONETHELESS.